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For fast acting relief, try slowing down - Lily Tomlin Quotes

For fast acting relief, try slowing down

Acting And Actors

What if it's boring - or if it's not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring - Lily Tomlin Quotes

What if it's boring - or if it's not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring

Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. - Lily Tomlin Quotes

Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

American Actress Drugs

Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it - Lily Tomlin Quotes

Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it

No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up - Lily Tomlin Quotes

No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up

I generally do four or five dates a month, ... This is a stand-alone date I took because I was expecting to be in New York and thought this would be a good side trip. - Lily Tomlin Quotes

I generally do four or five dates a month, ... This is a stand-alone date I took because I was expecting to be in New York and thought this would be a good side trip.

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework. - Lily Tomlin Quotes

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.

Educational Home

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them. - Lily Tomlin Quotes

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

Adulthood American Actress

Because of my success on 'Laugh-In,' I'd play to sold-out comedy club houses at the same time, ... But when I'd do my routines, I'd play to virtually silent (houses) night after night. It seemed that although my audiences were rapt in attention, my humor wasn't what they were expecting. I don't do joke after joke after joke. - Lily Tomlin Quotes

Because of my success on 'Laugh-In,' I'd play to sold-out comedy club houses at the same time, ... But when I'd do my routines, I'd play to virtually silent (houses) night after night. It seemed that although my audiences were rapt in attention, my humor wasn't what they were expecting. I don't do joke after joke after joke.

The trouble with the rat-race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin Quotes

The trouble with the rat-race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

Race

Forgiveness means giving up all hope for a better past. - Lily Tomlin Quotes

Forgiveness means giving up all hope for a better past.

American Actress

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin Quotes

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

American Actress Language

Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself. - Lily Tomlin Quotes

Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.

American Comedian Funny

No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up. - Lily Tomlin Quotes

No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up.

American Actress

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. - Lily Tomlin Quotes

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.

American Actress

I think we always kind of look forward to seeing each other. Dolly and Jane are both so kind of optimistic and upbeat, you know? - Lily Tomlin Quotes

I think we always kind of look forward to seeing each other. Dolly and Jane are both so kind of optimistic and upbeat, you know?

After all, in private weÃ¢â¬â¢re all misfits. - Lily Tomlin Quotes

After all, in private weÃ¢â¬â¢re all misfits.

After all, in private we're all misfits. - Lily Tomlin Quotes

After all, in private we're all misfits.

Teflon brain - nothing sticks - Lily Tomlin Quotes

Teflon brain - nothing sticks

Brain

Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet? - Lily Tomlin Quotes

Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?

American Actress

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic? - Lily Tomlin Quotes

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

American Actress God

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. - Lily Tomlin Quotes

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

American Actress Belief

Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination - Lily Tomlin Quotes

Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination

We are all in this together, by ourselves. - Lily Tomlin Quotes

We are all in this together, by ourselves.

American Actress

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? - Lily Tomlin Quotes

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

American Actress

What is reality, anyway? Just a collective hunch - Lily Tomlin Quotes

What is reality, anyway? Just a collective hunch

I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else. - Lily Tomlin Quotes

I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.

American Actress

If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed. - Lily Tomlin Quotes

If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.

American Actress Books And Reading

The best mind-altering drug is truth - Lily Tomlin Quotes

The best mind-altering drug is truth

Mind

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library. - Lily Tomlin Quotes

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library.

American Actress Beauty

It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain - Lily Tomlin Quotes

It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain

If I had known what it would be like to have it all - I might have been willing to settle for less - Lily Tomlin Quotes

If I had known what it would be like to have it all - I might have been willing to settle for less

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. - Lily Tomlin Quotes

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.

American Actress Editor's Pick Life Pearls of Wisdom Quote of the Day Reality

Remember we're all in this alone - Lily Tomlin Quotes

Remember we're all in this alone

We're the phone company. We don't care. We don't have to. - Lily Tomlin Quotes

We're the phone company. We don't care. We don't have to.

There will be sex after death, we just will not be able to feel it - Lily Tomlin Quotes

There will be sex after death, we just will not be able to feel it

Death

The problem with winning the rat race is you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin Quotes

The problem with winning the rat race is you're still a rat.

American Actress Race

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic. - Lily Tomlin Quotes

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.

American Actress Culture

The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year, everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth. - Lily Tomlin Quotes

The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year, everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.

I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody. - Lily Tomlin Quotes

I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

American Actress

Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest -- then we can all die laughing. - Lily Tomlin Quotes

Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest -- then we can all die laughing.

Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed. - Lily Tomlin Quotes

Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.

American Actress Failure

His artistry soars to heights of sublime silliness and divine absurdity. - Lily Tomlin Quotes

His artistry soars to heights of sublime silliness and divine absurdity.

You look around and you see that George Carlin and Willie Nelson are doing as well as ever. ... You can grow old and still be vital. - Lily Tomlin Quotes

You look around and you see that George Carlin and Willie Nelson are doing as well as ever. ... You can grow old and still be vital.

If you can't be direct, why be? - Lily Tomlin Quotes

If you can't be direct, why be?

When we talk to God we are praying; when God talks to us, we are schizophrenic. - Lily Tomlin Quotes

When we talk to God we are praying; when God talks to us, we are schizophrenic.

We're all in this alone. - Lily Tomlin Quotes

We're all in this alone.

American Actress

[The show is billed as] An Evening of Classic Lily Tomlin. ... The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe. - Lily Tomlin Quotes

[The show is billed as] An Evening of Classic Lily Tomlin. ... The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe.

Certainly, Aaron wrote a real interesting character to begin with, - Lily Tomlin Quotes

Certainly, Aaron wrote a real interesting character to begin with,

It's not a terribly funny issue. - Lily Tomlin Quotes

It's not a terribly funny issue.

Funny

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